Neighborhood Cat
As reviewed by Doggy Leah
Beware of Neighbor Cat
Taste: Dangerous but addictive!
Smell: So interesting to sniff
Texture: Mostly squishy, but watch for claws
Sound: Hisses are sheer terror!
He is my neighbor. I got his back in a fight. But have you ever met a CAT!
He scratches you for bomping his tummy.
He scratches you for tasting his whiskers.
He even scratches you for sniffing his tail.
Somebody needs to tell this cat to chill.
Sometimes he is fun to watch out the window. And sometimes he naps next to me. But usually, he is just a cat.
Pros
- Smells, so many smells!
- Pure adrenalin rushes!
- Can open food bags
- Makes interesting smells in the litter box
Cons
- Hogs the doggy bed
- Hogs the Mommy
- Hogs the cat food
- Hoggy hoggy hog!
- Disturbs my slumber with tail sucking sounds
- Mommy says he’s “such a sweet little baby.”
Rebuttal from Neighbor Cat
Keep your lickety tongue and your bompety nose to yourself!
Reply from Kitty Max
She doesn’t know how.
Also, I know you were in my litter box again. So I sprayed it.
Reply from Neighbor Cat
Rude!
If you two flea-bags don’t start treating me better, I’m gonna eat at my own house.
Reply from Kitty Max
But that’s where I eat!
Reply from Doggy Leah
Food?
About the author
Sweet little puppy at heart.