Neighbor Cat

A.K.A. Fe-Lion
A.K.A. Cat, Orange
A.K.A. Orange you glad I didn't say Banana

As review by
Doggy Leah

2 Star Taste: Dangerous but addictive
4.5 Star Smell: So interesting to sniff
3 Star Texture: Mostly squishy, but watch for sharps
1 Star Sound: Hisses are sheer terror!


Smells, so many smells!
Pure adrenalin rushes!
Can open food bags
Makes interesting smells in the litter box


Hogs the doggy bed
Hogs the Mommy
Hogs the cat food
Hoggy hoggy hog!
Disturbs my slumber with tail sucking sounds
Mommy says he's "such a sweet little baby."


I mean, he's my neighbor. I got his back against other neighborhood cats. But have you ever met a CAT! He scratches you for bomping your nose into his tummy. He scratches you for tasting his whiskers. He even scratches you for sniffing his tail. Really, somebody needs to tell this cat to chill.

Sometimes he is fun to watch out the window. And sometimes he naps next to me. But usually, he is just a cat.

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